Secrets don't make friends.

And neither does the truth. Might as well have the truth, then, don't you think?

If you're on this site, you already know how great cloth diapers are, so I'll spare you. If you've been a part of the cloth diaper community for very long, you may also be aware of all the drama these little crap catchers stir up. This blog is a no-holds-barred look at the entertaining world of cloth diapering.

The first thing we need, though, is dirt. Some sloppy, fetid dirt. That's where you come in. There's no point in pretending you don't enjoy tattling and stirring up a little shit. We do, too. Here is your chance to come cryin' to Mama without any of the other kids knowing. Email your info, links, rants, bitches, and suspicions to clothdiaperbword@yahoo.com. And you're welcome to complain and insult us, as well - 'cause we don't care what you think about us.

What kind of juicy details are we looking for? Well, our number one pet peeve - ok, one of our number ones - is a WAHM cover-up. We're not talking about the kind that keeps creepy Uncle Joe from eyeballing your tits while the baby nurses. We're talking about the occasional major WAHM pooch-screwing that gets tossed under the rug before too many people notice. Most of the time the business owner goes right back to work with no more than a handful of people being aware. We'd like to make that kind of gritty info very public. Get your rape whistles handy, girls, and let us know if you see anything going down. People have a right to know what kind of a track record a person or business has before they blow their fluff budget on crap.

For now we're going to leave you with a weekly offering we're naming "Troll Call." Get ready for some fine examples of homemade goodness. (If your work is on the list, don't blame us. Do better.)

1. http://hyenacart.com/prod_details.php?id=13772&vid=3802
If you're going to do a half-n-half outer, there's no reason why the print section can't be right side up.
2. http://www.etsy.com/listing/56000896/quilted-fall-ruffle-fitted-cloth-aio
Massive. Fail. Put that thing back on Grandma's guest bed.
3. http://www.etsy.com/listing/16819559/is-that-a-mouse-in-your-pocket
....or are you just happy to see me??
4. http://www.etsy.com/listing/42530290/skull-flannel-fitted-diaper-size-medium
Because every baby enjoys a laundry tab jabbing him in the back.
5. http://www.etsy.com/listing/47953317/wool-soaker
Is a matching rug for the mud room available?