Since it's been so long since our last Troll Call, here is a generous serving of things that make you say, "Why?"
1. http://www.etsy.com/listing/57171968/lady-bug-cover-size-a
This is one of those situations where you'd be better off just eating your five-dollar bill.
2. http://www.etsy.com/listing/50718968/set-of-3-momma-moon-pads
Not to kick a girl while she's down, but... As shitty as these pads look, we can't help but be intrigued by the penis-shaped one on the left.
3. http://hyenacart.com/prod_details.php?id=16551&vid=3802
The picture really sells it, don't you think?
4. http://hyenacart.com/BadonkaDipes/index.php?c=0&p=83721
Keep scrolling. In the second photo you can actually see the moment the gigantic alien soaker burst out of the diaper shell that had been gestating it.
5. http://www.etsy.com/listing/50714527/little-lace-baby-leggings?ref=v1_other_2
There's a fine line between fancy and Mom's mini skank. I think we found it.
6. http://hyenacart.com/prod_details.php?id=26144&vid=3448
Dish towels - this season's hottest new trend.
7. http://shop.boodlebottoms.com/
In case you don't want to be seen as cool for cloth diapering your kid, this will do the trick. Mom Pants for babies - yum.
8. http://www.etsy.com/listing/46516830/small-crochet-soaker-by-los-chiquitos?ref=v1_other_1
We don't know which part is better - the razzle dazzle yarn or the fact that some of yarn's materials are just unaccounted for. 78% Acrylic, 19% Wool, 3% Self-Delusion
9. http://www.etsy.com/listing/53531447/gingham-soaker?ref=v1_other_2
In case Kim Kardashian ever has a baby.
10. http://hyenacart.com/prod_details.php?id=88057&vid=3802
Patriotic....but fugly. Some things just don't mix.
Now granted, we love killing an evening or three digging through the refuse bins of Etsy and beyond, but we can't find it all. Piece-of-shit products are constantly popping up, like pimples the day before a blind date. Email your shitacular finds to clothdiaperbword@yahoo.com. If we use your pick, we'll give you cred. (Unless you're snickering behind a friend's back, like a true bee-otch.)
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